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                                  last updated 02/28/2008

 

   <<== Depressed? Overworked? Unappreciated? 

                     Now finally ...  a PILL for you that works !!! 

 

    <<== The Top-Ten Times in History

                             when use of the "F"-word was justified !

 

    <<== Everybody knows guys at work or school they don't like.  Next time one of them

                  misses work or skips practice, send this excuse to their boss or coach.  I

                  "doctored" it up a bit from its original form which appeared as an honest-to-God

                  excuse written by a bricklayer to his employer in England and was reported to the

                  public in the Manchester "Guardian" newspaper.  It is also formatted as a

                  MS-WORD document.  If you have WORD on your computer, substitute the

                  sender's and recipient's name where appropriate.  Guaranteed to land some jerk

                  in the boss's doghouse ........................... can't miss !

 

   <<== AND ... lest we be accused of being sexist ... here's one to spoil the reputation of

                  that woman who you just can't stand.  Just substitute her name on the MS-WORD

                  document -- the "Good Reverend" already signed it.  The trick with this is do not

                  send it to her directly.  Send it unsealed to someone else who will deliver it to her

                  but only after getting an eyeful ! 

                                              Hey ...  it worked for me !        And boy was she ever peeved  ...  !!!

 

   <<== "Perils" of DATING in modern times are explained in this article that appeared in

                          a local underground tabloid.  Written with a witty and sometimes-satirical tone,

                                                           it is both humorous and brutally-honest all the same time ! 

 

    <<== a "Performance Appraisal" Guideline Table

                                 feel free to substitute the name of a business and

                                                the job titles within that business

 

    <<== the  "Mating"  of  Man  and  Machine

                       humorous stories of growing pains between pilots and the F-4 Phantom II

 

    <<== a Handbook of Common Engineering "Fudge Factors"

 

    <<== the Difference between Men and Women

 

    <<== Common-Sense Amendments to the Constitution

 

    <<== watching the "Fire Ant Polka"

                         misadventures during an Amazon trek

 

    <<== soccer-player David Beckham "bends" more than his kicks

 

    <<==a  Foolproof Self-Appraisal

 

    <<== The 'Plan'   (or how upper management gets their ideas)

 

    <<== Replacement of Mouse Balls

 

    <<== Application to be officially registered as a "Redneck" 

 

    <<== highlights from DumbCrooks.com

 

    <<== "Holiday Greetings" from a lawyer!

 

    <<== the Top-10 Things NOT to say in

                       a Victoria's Secret lingerie store

 

    <<== Weapons of Math Instruction 

 

    <<== "Taking the Fun out of the Game"

                              (Sports Illustrated)

 

  

  Ben Rich, former head engineer to Kelly Johnson at Lockheed's 'Skunk Works' :

     "We have things in the Nevada desert that you and the best minds in the world

                      won't even be able to conceive that we have for 30 or 40 years,

                                                                         and won't be made public for another 50."

 

   <= Nothing is impossible -- only mathematically Improbable !

 

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                   (off-topic)  Doc Savage - the Amazing Man of Bronze

                                                                            before Remo Williams … before James Bond …there was ...

                                                          Doc Savage -- a mysterious figure of bronze skin and golden eyes,

                                                                                     possessing protean genius and superhuman strength.  With his

                                                                                    5 amazing co-adventurers, their fantastic exploits are

                                                                                           unequaled for hair-raising thrills, breathtaking escapes

                                                                                                                                          and  blood-curdling excitement!

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           The Man In The Glass  (Dale Wimbrow, 1895-1954)

     When you get what you want in your struggle for self, and the World makes you king for a day;

                        Just go to the mirror and look at yourself, and see what that man has to say.

     For it isn't your father or mother or wife whose judgment upon you must pass;

                        The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life is the one staring back from the glass.

    Some people might think you're a straight-shootin' chum and call you a wonderful guy;

                       But the Man in the Glass says you're only a bum if you can't look him straight in the eye.

    He's the fellow to please -- never mind all the rest! -- for he's with you all the way to the end;

                        And you've already passed your most dangerous test if the guy in the glass is your friend.

    You may fool the whole World down the pathway of years and get pats on-the-back as you pass;

                       But your final reward will be heartache and tears ... if you've cheated the Man in the Glass !